Things I Hear on the Shuttle

pearlgains:

damaskdiamonds:

A freshman engineering student at Case “my odds of surviving finals week are about the same as a father figure in a Disney movie”.

This makes me so excited for Case Western


sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

(Source: stripedsweater)


birdie-told-me:

"….*awkward shuffling*"

(Source: sizvideos)

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

(Source: meladoodle)



(Source: pandasgifs)


alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry


brontescribbled:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

This. All of this. Just this.